Peter Griffin

Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.

Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?

by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018

Stewie Griffin

Stewie griffin is the youngest member of the griffin family of Quahog, Rhode island from the popular FOX TV serires family guy.

Stewie has an evil personality which is said to have been induced by his mother Lois smoking Marijuana while she was pregnant with him. His scary almost British accent is known as an evil Rex Harrison.

He is intent on world domination and the extermination of his mother, but also plans to kill many other people once he rules the world.

Lois Griffin: Come on stewie eat your broccoli here comes the airplane.

(knocks the broccoli off the fork and across the table)

Stewie Griffin: Damn you! Damn the broccoli! and damn the Wright brothers!!!

by Pinkfishe September 8, 2008

Griffin Bibb

A man who is slightly less manly than Chuck Norris, but also manlier than Charging Rhinos and AIDS.

Yea, Griffin Bibb's pretty awesome. But Chuck Norris is just the man!

by Lord Balmung May 11, 2009

Griffecultural

GriffeCultural People are the offspring between a Monocultural person and a Bicultural person .

My mom is a Bi-cultural (Mixed) person and my father is an (American Aboriginal) Monocultural person which makes me a GriffeCultural person.

by Spokentruth November 29, 2019

Graffy

A wily silver fox, renowned for chasing sluts and playing bootlegs.

Hi, I'm Graffy. Guaranteed.

by Seros March 16, 2005

Griffin

A Griffin is the guy that you fall for so intensely. He's the most romantic and sweet gentleman when he wants to be. Insanely handsome, especially in a suit. Griffins have the best laughs. He love sports. Can be immature but it's who he is. He is crazy talented- whether it be art, education, dance, athletics, or music. Sometimes he is a bit too prideful, or talks about himself a lot. He loooooves the attention from peers. When a Griffin loves you, he loves you with all he has.

"He's so beautiful. What a Griffin."

by unextraordinary September 12, 2017

griffin middle school

I love when I go to the AP office sometimes even tho I didn't do anything. :) Love that for me. R.i.p AJ his ass is long gone. All the girls are ugly af and think they are the shit. they aren't trust me. I over hear guys talking about pussy and other shit. :) love to hear that. I love how my friend walked in into the bathroom with period blood all over the floor. There are to many snitches. The sToP iT app is trash people get in trouble by that shit. doesn't help anyone just gets people in trouble. I still can't believe I will have to go to High School with these people. Some guy's are OGs but all the girls are fake and whores. We all love a whore queen sister. AND STOP SHOWING YOUR ASS YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY!

Other person from different school: you go to Griffin??
Person from griffin: yes why?
Other people from a different school: oooo feel bad for you. you guys are fake.
Griffin middle means everyone is fake and sluts
THATS GRIFFIN MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR YOU GUYs

by im bored66669420 March 22, 2019