Greasorexic

When you constantly think your hair's greasy when it's not.

Greasorexic is when you wash your hair and still think it's greasy so you wash it again. An obsession in thinking your hair's greasy when it's not.

by Lisa_x June 13, 2008

greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.

Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!

by paulada5 October 20, 2008

Grason

lil rich kid who tries hard to get head from as many girls as possible...against their will

that ass is a grason

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

gleason

A television season of the tv show Glee.

Gleek 1: The first gleason was so much more classy than the second gleason, right???

Gleek 2: Yeah, but the second gleason was so much more exciting!!!

by gleek194 July 27, 2011

gleasoning

When the sleeves of someones undershirt are embarrassingly exposed--giving a ruffle-esque appearance.

Dan is the resident anti-poon because he is always gleasoning--his undershirts are always two sizes too big.

by aquadude998 April 30, 2011

Greasing the Duck

Getting the job done

We were here late at work greasing the duck

by ifnoprobe August 24, 2010

Gusset greasing

the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson

Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight

by Engleflange McMangletrumpet June 21, 2014