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student community government, inc.

Where people go when there's nothing else to do but debate each other's personal lives, talk about mundane shit, and waste every other wednesday pretending they have some sort of sick power over other people, when really, only other members of SCG care about SCG or have to adhere to its rules. frequently its members get drunk or stoned before and during its meetings, and often times its executive board is likewise. most people fall asleep during its meetings.
Erin failed her exam Thursday morning because a student community government, inc. meeting lasted until 2 a.m. the previous night, due to debating whether or not to hold a debate.
by Greek Ho June 26, 2009
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government employees

n. someone who wakes up in the morning and has to decide whether or not they want to call in sick. If they don't they show up in time for coffee break, smoke break, pre-lunch break, lunch break, after lunch break, another smoke break, and then wash their hands in time to go home. In other words they are lesbians (someone who doesn't do DICK)
the word work is a place where you go during the day to do your job and collect your money. A government employee goes to work to socialize with friends and talk about what they are going to do when the buzzer goes off to leave.
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003
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US Government

by 666Anarchy666 January 20, 2004
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government sneeze

"Nixon's watergate scandal is a well known government sneeze."
by Jay A April 22, 2003
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government sympathizers

A person who stands behind and defends any and all of the Governments positions or policies regardless of its short falls.
Most people in this country are against this Bill, however it looks like there are some Government sympathizers who will vote the Bill into law. To sympathize with the Government IE Policy or events such as Kent University.
by J. Vondam April 15, 2008
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Government whore

someone who purposely gets pregnant multiple times or more to increase the amount of government assistance they receive.
If you want to receive more welfare you can become a government whore.
by Kamikasi August 20, 2013
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Governtainment

A style of politics in which the lines between government and entertainment are blurred. For example, famous entertainers might use their celebrity and charisma to gain political office. On the other hand, politicians might use entertainment techniques while in office, such as making sensational, headline-grabbing statements. Politicians who practice governtainment will tend to prioritize public image over all other concerns, even if that comes at the expense of substantive achievements. Furthermore, these politicians' prioritization of image leads to a lack of basic political consistency, which makes it very difficult to predict their behaviour.
With the election of Donald Trump, we have entered the era of governtainment.
by Cohenite September 14, 2017
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