goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010

Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH

I'm a goofy goober

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

goofy hoes

Fine-ass, stupid women that just want another woman man

Marie has always been hanging around goofy hoes.

by Itswoody April 3, 2017

Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz January 19, 2009

Goofy Juice

Juice + An alcoholic beverage

person 1: what'cha drinking?
person 2: Goofy Juice

by That one guy that’s a child February 18, 2022

Goofy Goblin

You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.

mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that

by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 14, 2022