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The Five-Floor Goodbye

Slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. Originates from Tom Francis' game Gunpoint, where one of the protagonist's main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. There is also a track in the game's soundtrack entitled "The Five-Floor Goodbye", which was composed by Ryan Ike.
Gangster 1: "Did you hear the news? Johnny tried getting a raise from the boss and ended up getting the five-floor goodbye."

Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."
by NobleGryphon October 10, 2016
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Southern California Goodbye

A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.

The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
by pernessa April 7, 2019
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Goodyear

An insulting word for a fat person... An alternative way of calling a fat person a 'blimp' in relation to the famous Goodyear blimps.
Hey goodyear... put the burger down and loose some weight
by DefinitionA April 5, 2011
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kiss it goodbye

kiss it goodbye - verb: to take the last toke you are going to get on a joint or blunt before passing it to someone else or extinguishing it. Sometimes this can occur without one's foreknowledge.
This joint is pretty small, do you want to kiss it goodbye before I put it out?

There were so many people smoking on the blunt, I kissed it goodbye on my second hit!

We smoked half of a joint at the concert then kissed it goodbye - we passed it to some guys behind us and it never came back.
by wheresmyjoint December 13, 2009
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Goodbye cruel world

Your last will you left when you decide to suicide.
I hate my life.
Life is bitch.
Goodbye cruel world.
by siff ess bee July 23, 2017
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goodbye forever

A non-avoidant way to let somebody know that you don't ever want to see them again.
"See ya around!"

"Yeah, right, Goodbye Forever."
by YDYC4LYF June 14, 2018
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Goodbye Friday

new young pop punk band that will blow you away with their talent and their sound! This band consists of 4 members, Rocco, Mark, Aaron, and Anthony. Coolest, most fun kids you'll ever meet!
Dude, are you going to see Goodbye Friday at the show on Saturday?!
by GoodbyeFridayFAN April 25, 2010
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