by golferman1970 December 31, 2010
When someone masturbates inaudibly.
by dirtysavant January 22, 2012
A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.
My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!
by ekolis January 26, 2014
A golfer who often slices and hooks after striking the golf ball. Most golfers have one or the other (slice or hook) but someone who plays "army golf" hits both types of wayward shots. He/She hits one right, left, right, left just like they are marching in the army.
Golfer 1: "Hey Bill, how did you hit em'?
Golfer 2: "Oh man I was playing army golf today... Right, Left, Right, Left."
Golfer 2: "Oh man I was playing army golf today... Right, Left, Right, Left."
by tommy gunns May 23, 2010
Billy caught the golf bug, now he wants to do is golf, talk about golf, watch golf and get better at golf.
by golfbugblog.com January 27, 2020
Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course
by Ryanrath October 09, 2013
A woman who feels that she might as well be a widow because her husband spends so much time away from her playing golf.
by bixby April 11, 2009