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goffstown high school

Goffstown high school. Better known as Suicide High. Bitchy white girls and stoners that live in either goffstown or New Boston attend this hell hole. The girls VSCO’s are a place where girls can’t be judged for being a hoe. And that’s the rule. no judging if it’s on VSCO. The boys stand by the gym and and the weird fuckers stand in “The hallway to nowhere.” While the ghetto but also not ghetto at all stoners hang in the bathrooms before the bell rings ripping the fuck out of their juuls and possibly dab pens. One other very valid rule is that the Freshmen must know their place and stay out of the way of everyone and no one can like them. Even if they’re not that bad. but then you have the junior boys who hit the freshmen girls up asking for either nudes, Or are actually interested in them for some reason. Oh there’s the bell. Better take a loop around the 200 wing before I go to class because Its to weird if I come into class at the right time.
Britney: Goffstown high school is such a drag.
Snotty girl: Yo who has my juul?
Britney: hold on a couple more rips before the bell.
Snotty girl: god fucking damn it Britney, hurry up!! I wanna loop around the 200.
by Edward scissor hands. March 16, 2020
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geoffed

A verb to the Bass singer from Voiceplay called Geoff Castellucci.

1: Means to blunder or fail, or to mess up in the most awesome way possible.

2: to do something Geoff would do or otherwise deny that he did it.

“I did not Geoff that take! Y’all are geoffed up!”
I'm sorry, I totally geoffed that!“

„Dont geoff it!“
by voicegay May 14, 2021
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Reverse goffix

Reverse goffix, or reverse gothic.

A black person with bleached white hair, all white clothing and white shoes.
If Sisqo wore all white.
Or Dennis Rodman.

You'd say "Wow! Its like he is goffix! But in reverse!
OMG REVERSE GOFFIX!"
by WangCity February 20, 2009
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Dun goofed

Failing incredibly at something like a task; or what you hear after you 'bout to be kicked in yo' behind
Son: *Watching
Father: *Breaks in* *gasp* SON, U DUN GOOFED
Son: *Gets a big spanking*
by Jenndar-Da-Man June 7, 2017
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ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.
Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.
by SeJoker September 27, 2021
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hanging like goofeys ears

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears
oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears
by sea donkey slayer March 13, 2011
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Gaffed off

We were supposed to hang out I was gaffed off.

or

He's been gaffing me off
by Jack Ashton November 10, 2010
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