Guaping

The art or act of acquiring guap

I'm here guaping trying to pay this rent

by Nipsey hustled June 6, 2019

Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!

"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

Goating

When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.

Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?

Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.

by goatymcgoatface June 5, 2020

Goaling

To engage in a deviant sexual act with your family.

I heard Kevin was goaling with his sister last night.. Yeah dude, he's such a goaler.

by Confuction September 23, 2020

gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.

I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?

by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021

Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun

ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming

by SM132 September 23, 2023

skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.

"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"

by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010