global suicide

Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.

People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.

by Humankind May 26, 2005

gloabal

1. Fake; not really; lacking in all abilities of

2. misspelling of global

1. link da sword master made me a Gloabal Mod, but I don't have any powers.

2. link da sword master can't spell "global"

by _'... August 4, 2006

glocal

"think global, act local" is the phrase that the social justice movement in the u.s. has adopted. glocal is a combination of global and local...some things are both.

person 1: i just bought this organic zapatista coffee from my independent coffee house.
person 2: way to act glocal

by cesar August 17, 2003

glorbag

A glorbag is similar to a douchebag, with the exception that a glorbag knows they're being a douchebag and think that's their unique way of being clever. There also must be a general air of superiority and wafts of condescension present to elevate ones status to a glorbag.

Jackson: Its like he's supposed to be there to help us, but he just makes douchebag comments while smiling and making us feel stupid.

Julio: I know, what a total glorbag!

by schoolhouserock May 15, 2009

Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass

What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Global Justice

When someone is being a butt and you punch them in the face because they are being stupid and wrong.

Kim Jong-il got his share of global justice!

by Echo-Echo February 14, 2012

global hobo

Someone who is more focused on traveling the world rather than settling down in one location.

She lived in Boston for a while, and then California, but she also spent a bunch of time in Ireland, the Dominican Republic, and all around Europe really. Man, she's such a global hobo!

by Good Samaratin December 2, 2013