by Pinay #1 September 9, 2011
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The general, with its numerous veins and capillaries, is able to pump 21,000 gallons of blood per second through its enlarged tissue. Far surpassing the average per gallon of water output that the beloved eyesore that is niagra falls manages
The general, with its numerous veins and capillaries, is able to pump 21,000 gallons of blood per second through its enlarged tissue. Far surpassing the average per gallon of water output that the beloved eyesore that is niagra falls manages
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A series of chemistry courses usually taken by science majors and pre-health students. Used as a prerequisite to harder classes, like organic chemistry, etc. It is also used as a "weed-out" class for many universities because it will likely rape you and your GPA up the butt, and prevent you from doing whatever it was you came to college to do.
Student 1: "My ass hurts from the general chemistry rape session I just had this year."
Student 2: "You think your ass hurts from gen. chem.? Just wait until you take organic."
Student 1: "Fml."
Student 2: "You think your ass hurts from gen. chem.? Just wait until you take organic."
Student 1: "Fml."
by Chem@OSUsux June 16, 2010
Get the General Chemistry mug.Lieutenant General Shepherd was an officer in the United States Army in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that commanded Task Force 141 and the U.S. Army. He is voiced by Lance Henriksen.
"The more things change the more they stay the same. Boundaries shift, new players step in, but power always finds a place to rest its head. We fought and bled along side the Russians, we shoulda' known they’d hate us for it. History is written by the victor, and here I am thinking we won. But you bring down one enemy and they find someone even worse to replace him. Locations change, the rationale, the objective. Yesterdays enemies are today’s recruits, train them to fight along side you and pray they don’t eventually decide to hate you for it too."
— Shepherd
"We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight. Because what happens over here matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Let's get to work."
— Shepherd discussing the military might of the United States, during the briefing of Team Player
"We're gonna re-write history, gentlemen."
— General Shepherd
"Since when does Shepherd care about danger close?"
— Cpl. Dunn in Team Player and Captain Price in Endgame
— Shepherd
"We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight. Because what happens over here matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Let's get to work."
— Shepherd discussing the military might of the United States, during the briefing of Team Player
"We're gonna re-write history, gentlemen."
— General Shepherd
"Since when does Shepherd care about danger close?"
— Cpl. Dunn in Team Player and Captain Price in Endgame
by Devil Dog 368 December 5, 2009
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by Best friend2 January 6, 2018
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