n. Any "experienced" member of an alt.* Usenet group (typically for binaries) that has no tolerance level for requests, comments, or questions. These people typically have been participating in the newsgroup for a minimum of four to six months and actively guard their small, insignificant territory by providing a hostile environment and citing unwritten rules.
Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.
Not to be confused with yEnc-cOp *.fuckwad or Usenut.
User 1: That alt.geezer keeps ragging on the noobs, but never posts a damn FAQ.
Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.
Users 2: At least it keeps him inside the house.
by Usenut May 1, 2005
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I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
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Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.
My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!
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