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evil goose

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.
The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.
by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007
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los gatos high school

by Houd October 19, 2016
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los gatos

The only town in California, predominantly white (if you see a minority, take a picture), and filled with rich folks with rich kids all living together in their nice little bubble.

In Los Gatos, drug activities are frequent with daily smokage of weed and occasional large drug busts. Drinking is a favorite past time of high school students with nothing better to do in a town where there really is nothing to do.
This concept is further supported by a lame downtown filled with worthless antique shops for old people and rich bitches who have the money to spare.
George! George! Do come look at this 17th century toothpick that I bought from one of the twenty antique shops in Los Gatos!

Why, William! That is most exquisite! How much did it cost you?

Ah, it was but only pocket change, my friend. I'll earn back my daughter's college fund by tomorrow. No worries 'ol chap. Now let us go smoke some cigars down at the Los Gatos Cigar Lounge.
by skizzer1025 July 21, 2006
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Goose

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Human: “Look brother, a goose”

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
by Goose expert May 6, 2020
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goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.
Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.
by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008
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Goosam

A portmanteau of Google and Samsung referring to smartphones manufactured by Samsung running Google products, namely Android.

The term arose as a result of Google/Samsung agreements as of January 2014
The new phone is elegant but faces fierce competition in the Goosam dominated market.
by d-illah January 30, 2014
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goose excuse

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
by Handle This July 13, 2014
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