Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025

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gooner

someone who has the innate desire to goon

he is such a gooner.

by Kykai February 10, 2025

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A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.

Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.

by Koolsy July 5, 2025

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golden gooner

a jerkmate rank. degenerates

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!

by keghoty March 3, 2025

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Gooner

Me.
You.
Us.

We are gooners.

You: I just gooned to timeskip iwaizumi from haikyuu last night!
Me: SAME!1!1 gooner bros!

by Saccharineeva September 13, 2025

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Animal Jam gooner

An animal jam default wolf that goons off to unemployed female jammers arctic wolf OC

Herbiebirdie: "HEY! did you just see him gooning off to that chopped looking OC?"
Default tiger: "YEAH"
Herbiebirdie: "OMG NOW HES E-GOONING TO YOUR DEFAULT ANIMAL"
Default tiger: "FARTS"

That animal jam gooner goons too much.

by Herbiebirdie October 11, 2025

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