Goober 

someone whose stomach protrudes further than their breasts
(combination of gut and boobs)

Allan: dude check out the rack on that chick

Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all

Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober

Tim: GOOBER?

Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs

Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you

Goober by Goober Guys April 26, 2008

goober 

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

goober by tiff March 12, 2004

goober 

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

goober by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003

goober 

a person who has no life and has no friends

goober by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003

goober 

Another name for penis.

Hey, doc, wanna see my goober?

goober by LauraLaura August 1, 2007

Goober 

A person who can be filed under one of the following catargories.

1. Is annoying beyond belief.

2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.

3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.

1) Robert - "Did you see Simona try to
tell Billy what to do?"

John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"

2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"

Goober by Bunstre Duxton August 7, 2008

goober 

when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober

I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.

goober by tophieCC May 3, 2010