A computer can't function without an operating system 

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

A computer can't function without an operating system by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

Futurism over Function 

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.

"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS

Futurism over Function by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024

Like DIO at the function

A term for a person being a massive hater. So much that it mirrors DIO's hatred for the Joestars in jojo's bizarre adventure.

When the goblin slayer enters a goblin tribe, you best bet he's like DIO at the function.

Like DIO at the function by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025

Like DIO at the function

A term to describe a person being a massive hater towards a certain group. So much that it mirrors the hatred of DIO for the Joestar lineage.

"You see, when goblin slayer enters a goblin camp, he's like DIO at the function."

Like DIO at the function by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025

vein of function research 

research pertaining to veiny meat

Pozo was caught red handed conducting vein of function research without authority

vein of function research by waller69 June 8, 2025

Pull up to the function

To go to a party.

The term is derived from African-American vernacular 'Pull up (to)' = to go (to); 'Function' = party. Like much other hood slang, It is also used in internet slang.

(Pretend there are images:)
Example 1: 'How Imma pull up to the function'
Example 2: 'This how you know I pulled up to the function'

Pull up to the function by Sumsar May 15, 2026

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct.

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer.

Hym Iam "In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer."

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. by Hym Iam January 21, 2026