Flustercluck

1. A stressed out chicken
2. see also: Clusterfuck

"Traffic on the freeway is one big flustercluck today."

by Phetus/Chives January 17, 2009

flusterpuss

Similar to a sourpuss, a flusterpuss is in a state of heightened anxiety but lacks the sour facial expressions. Usually brought on by prolonged exposure to cold winds, sleep deprivation, or missed meals, a flusterpuss is calmed by a steamy shower or hot cocoa. Lacking decisiveness, a flusterpuss may experience convulsions of pent up agitation or babble in noncommittal phrases. Words of caution: never ask a flusterpuss to make a decision.

While frantically searching for a jacket at H&M, Tracy violently shrugs off an ill-fitting coat and proceeds to almost fall over a stroller with a baby in it. When the garment finally releases her arms, she throws it onto the wrong rack out of frustration. Cat looks at her with concern, but mostly amusement, and says, “You are being a flusterpuss right now.” Tracy utters an incoherent sentence about how unbelievably cold it is in San Francisco. An hour later, armed with a new jacket and delicious pizza settling in her stomach, Tracy apologizes for her irrational behavior.

by electricblue72 September 8, 2009

Flustered Bottom

Someone who keysmashes perfectly and constantly, can't handle complements without making cute noises (irl keysmashing), and are wonderful at making Flirty Tops happy.

Izu: akjdsjjdkajdasdfg
Me: You're so cute. A total flustered bottom.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

Four Flushing

A person so full of shit, they must flush the toilet 4 times in order to empty the filled bowl.

In all actuality, the term comes from Poker players who would bluff a high stakes pot with a 4 card flush, instead of the true 5 card flush.

I was four flushing you Jack, now let's see your hand...ahh 3 kings, too bad!!

by WuRD SMiTH August 27, 2009

flusterated

A combination of flustered and frustrated.

All that drama got me so flusterated! That is so flustrating!

by mstabbycat February 5, 2009

flustered

sexually frustrated

When I am in his presence I get all flustered.

by Tiffani S February 7, 2004

Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

by Sybil May 5, 2005