Flustercluck 

Similar to its reverse, meaning a compounded fiasco where many things are going wrong at once, but in this case, flustered individuals are all talking at once, trying to solve the problem and getting nowhere. The word evokes the sound and image of a group of frightened hens.

The PTA meetings devolved into flusterclucks after the president resigned.

Flustercluck by suburbanpoet May 26, 2013

Flustercluck 

1. A stressed out chicken
2. see also: Clusterfuck

"Traffic on the freeway is one big flustercluck today."

Flustercluck by Phetus/Chives January 17, 2009

flustercluck 

one of those forgettable dumbass things you say when nervous (mostly but not always around a hottie of the interesting persuasion) and open your mouth while blood is not flowing properly to your brain

George Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Fred: Joe, u hear the flustercluck bush just regurgitated
Joe: yup just another bushhism

flustercluck by drjim January 10, 2008

fustercluck

An alteration of clusterfuck that can be uttered in public places such as the work place.

This place is a total fustercluck.

fustercluck by monsieur dude October 2, 2008

Flusterfucked 

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!

Flusterfucked by CocaineCola December 5, 2010

flusterbuckets 

A word exclaimed when one is surprised, pissed off, or otherwise astonished.
Usually used in place of "FUCK! or DAMN!"

Your Friend: "Dude, I think your car just got jacked."
You: "FLUSTERBUCKETS!"

flusterbuckets by dantheman[wec] February 4, 2009

Flusterfuck

When one is feeling overwhelmed with emotions and feelings that they cannot simply contain themselves. Usually used to describe a feelings of overwhelmed feelings.

Ella was feeling flusterfucked from her day at work and ranted to a coworker nearby.

Flusterfuck by PounderSmasher86 April 19, 2021