mouthful of freckles

The act of performing fellatio on a red headed male, as popularized by the song "Just Pretend", a collaboration between "Walking Dead" star Emily Kinney and noted bassist Conrad Korsch.

I feel an ache, hunger low in my tummy; a mouthful of freckles sure sounds yummy

by tumbleweaves October 28, 2013

freckle fest

two people with freckles (or gingers) having any kind of sexual intercourse.

b-"garrett is dating jaymie!"
t-" no way! not another ginger"
b-" hahaha i know."
b-" where is he anyways?"
t-" i bet you hes with jaymie having a freckle fest"
b" hahahahah!"

by mistergatorboots15 April 20, 2010

freckle bowl

the little dots of shit left all over the inside of the toilet bowl after a particullary explosive episode of diarrhea.

person #1 "dude, what did you do! the inside of my toilet looks like a jackson pollock!"

person #2 "sorry for the freckle bowl but I think that my hot wings, prunes and apple cider snack finally caught up with me."

by Johnny-P March 7, 2012

freckle past a hair

A reply used when someone asks for the time from someone that clearly doesn't have a watch on.

1: What time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's a freckle past a hair.

by ClovenStrife August 8, 2011

Freckling

Act of farting on someone's face or body and leaving fecal residue resembling freckles.

Dude, last night at Tom's party, Kolby passed out and somebody freckled his face!!!!!

Yeah, freckling it was!!!.

by Michu19 January 18, 2011

Freckle-wrecker

A gay man, poofter, Arse-bandit, Homosexual, ETC

"He won't touch her,, he's a freckle-wrecker"

by stanute February 27, 2010

Freckstache

An unfortunate condition where the freckles of the upper lip have the appearence of a mustache.

Upon returning from her cruise she thought she had grown a mustache, after waxing she realized she in fact had a "Freckstache".

by TheGreenHornet July 3, 2012