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Douche Flute

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."
by Tclick October 14, 2017
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flute player

Someone who is amazingly awesome. A flute player is always on step, in tune, the smartest of all the sections. he/she always has the perfect instrument angle and always has the prettiest parts. they are just too amazing for the rest of the band to even compare.
summer- "Flutes are SO cool."
kelly- "i know. i wish i played that insanely awesome instrument"
summer- "ugh, trombone sucks"
anna- "I'm a flute player, and I am fabulous at any and all scales, including the chromatic. You all wish you were me."
by Caitlin Hayne December 24, 2012
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RUSTY FLUTE

giving a girl a rim job while playing with the snatch
DUDE I was giving my old lady a rusty flute and she sharked on my nose
by KWANKBONE KEVO November 6, 2010
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Whistle and Flute

Cockney Ryming for suit
Nice whistle your wearing there Mate!
by Judderman October 12, 2004
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magic flute

The subject of an Opera by Mozart.
Our flute choir played an excerpt from Mozart's "The Magic Flute"
by trombitar September 24, 2005
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flute

For this definition, we will focus on a transverse flute.

Transverse flutes are medium-long, thin, and hollow. Most modern flutes are made of silver or other metals. They are comprised of 3 parts: A headjoint, a midjoint, and a footjoint. The headjoint holds the mouthpiece. The midjoint has nearly all the keys. The footjoint contains the rest of the keys. At first glance, the keys on a flute may seem overwhelming and confusing, but after a year or two of practice, you will understand them. A special extra joint can also be purchased to aid a flute in playing lower notes.

Flutes are in concert pitch, meaning that when playing a band, you do not need to transpose.

Flutes are the only woodwind with sound produced by the vibration of air, as opposed to a reed. Because of this, experienced or moderately-experience flautists can play very beautiful tones. However, inexperienced flutists can end up sounding squeaky or harsh.
As other definitions say flutes can make excellent weapons, although I prefer the long, thin, blunt object approach. The many holes from the keys do not lend the flute well to a blowgun.

If you play flute, you are very cool!
Wow, flutes, you played your part beautifully!
by Borkborkbork December 19, 2010
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butt flute

The act of putting different fingers over your anus while farting.
Little Johnny can play flight of the bumble bee on his butt flute!!
by Junior June 20, 2006
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