David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."
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by Tartarsaws March 11, 2015
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by B. Sanders June 10, 2012
Get the Fluke mug.when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.
Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."
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Get the Hong Kong Fluey mug.One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.
Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.
This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.
This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.
This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.
This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."
"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."
Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."
Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
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