Flatuland

verb - To fart loudly upon arrival at a destination, often as a means of announcing one's presence in a provocative manner.

"Gareth is soooo disgusting - when we finally made it to Heathrow, he flatulanded right in front of the flight attendants!"

by Beaves April 23, 2015

Flatubating

Is when you are going to town on yourself and randomly start to fart but continue to masturbate anyway.

Ex 1. Yo, I was so gassy last night but I needed to relieve some stress and I ended up flatubating.

by BKSN October 3, 2017

flatmateship

(n)the state of being in a flatmate type relationship with another.

We need to talk about our current flatmateship,.... you need to flush the toilet, Karen!

by TheArtfulDandger June 5, 2019

Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

Flatplating

Flatplating is the act of inserting a ceramic plate into the anal cavity, oriented in such a manner that the entrance into the rectum is widened to the diameter of the plate. This is done through the rotation of the plate so that the view from the anus sees just a circle approaching it. The activity can be done with a partner, but that is optional. When flatplating, you have to be white because only white people would do shit like that :).

Eugene: Ay yo I'm about to do some Flatplating at 8:00 PM tomorrow.
Percival: We're white.

by runnacashmoneynasty January 7, 2021

flabulation

The jiggling motion of your butt cheeks after you fart.

“Watch out while you’re big spoon babe because there might be some flabulation.”

by h0ward April 24, 2021

Flatmate Risotto

When you want to make dinner with your university flatmates so you use the by-products from your orgy with them to make risotto.

Flatmate 1: oh man I really fancy some risotto but the local supermarket is out of ingredients
Flatmate 2: I know, why don't we make Flatmate Risotto?

by HugeDaddy69 January 25, 2022