Flabalancen

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!

Today was so flabalancen!!

by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017

Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

by JenBurger September 1, 2017

flatlander

flatlander is a species of people who live in flatland. Talked about by Edwin Abbott Abbott in his book "flatland". It is a thought experiment about 2 dimensional beings, and their perceptions. A intro to the math subject topography.

A Square is a flatlander, he discovered lineland, and was once visited by A sphere, and was baffled by the 3rd dimension.

by clayton bigsby the fourth November 6, 2017

flatuface

the frozen look on someones face when someone sitting in front of them i.e. church , the movie theater, on a bus train plane or automobile. after that person in front silently farts and it hits the person behind them in the face with ass gas.

everything was fine at the dmv for joey , until right before they called his number he was overcome by FLATUFACE.. the person who dealt it pretended it wasnt them .,, but he did say... nice flatuface!!

by Wayback April 22, 2018

Fratulence

when all the boys fart in unison and cause partial nuclear fallout

- Dude, the Delta Gamma Epsilon house was dumb stanky last night, it smelt like someone ODed on chalupas

- nah, don’t worry man, Brad made his legendary seven bean nachos so all the boys were experiencing hella Fratulence

by nwlxlckejx December 21, 2019

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004

Flatulant

as in fat . intelligence intelligent a smart ass. a man of twisted mind or personality

that flatulant Frog grifted me on my doobage

basicaly translates to
that fat smartass frenchman ripped me off for my weed.

by TheFlatulantFrog August 29, 2008