Flabbermonkey

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011

flabbergasties

Tumblr term for boobs, used largely in regards to bechloe

Why does Chloe like Beca so much?
Mostly because of her flabbergasties.

by tanithlow March 2, 2016

flabberghastery

Any action that causes a person to feel flabbergasted.

Pence' views on history, science and sex education are pure flabberghastery.

by AtlasWinks November 12, 2016

Flabberghastical

When your girlfriend is so fat you lose track of your arms and legs.

That lady was flabberghastical because she ate too much McDonalds's.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

flabbergasidy

In the state of deciding whether to text back or not

Walter is in a state flabbergasidy, when her bestfriend told her she was moving.

by rebeccaknowsall January 1, 2018

flabberjohn

Describing the vast amount of love for someone when ‘everything’ does not suit.

You are my absolute flabberjohn

by Zpacr February 19, 2018

FlabberGasted

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.

I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)

by Abyss03 June 16, 2018