Fitter

A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.

Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.

They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.

There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.

They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.

Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.

by Glenn Radford February 27, 2021

sneaky fitzgerald

the act of pinching someones nipple and pulling, not twisting for this would constitute a purple nurple or titty twister.

i gave the "cumstain kid" a sneaky fitzgerald today and he shat himself.

by ben thurston December 17, 2008

shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)

"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"

by sknudson April 8, 2008

fetzer

Licking scrotoms

Dude I totally seen two large men fetzer each other

by Harry wise December 21, 2016

Fizzer

light-hearted expression of discontent.
a potentially embarrassing blunder but not one of serious consequence.

" I stubbed my toe, what a fizzer!"

"I've lost my keys, that's a fizzer"

by Edwara February 18, 2009

Fitter

To update ones Facebook status more often, therefore eliminating the need for a Twitter account.

Why don't you just fitter about it?

If I had an iPhone, all I would do would be fitter!

by shockheaded October 29, 2009

Fitzed

To unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral sex on a friend.

After the stripper and I left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me I had been fitzed.

by tmplyr April 28, 2010