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Final Fantasy Shrine

Message Board filled with a brutal cross-section of the most obnoxious fankids for the video game series Final Fantasy.

Basically, one gigantic circle jerk of arrogance, elitism and anti-social trolling and terrible, biased moderation staff. The usual clique run nerd-board atmosphere dominated by one or two titanic douchebag trolls that the mods refuse to ban, surrounded by his/her sycophantic and considerably less witty/intelligent post riding followers.

Subjects include and are limited to (all threads include the usual trolling and/or petty garbage associated with anti-social nerds drunk on anonymity):
1. Which game in the series was best/worse.
2. Which member should be banned.
3. How awesome the local asshole/hero is.
4. Obligatory/masturbatory, random, unfunny neckbeards showing off thread.
5. Some variation/combination of the above.

To join, members must possess a majority of these virtues:
1. Arrogance
2. Grammar Nazism (note: "roffle, lawls, and other such mind numbing chat speak are considered acceptable, if written by the more popular losers)
3. Pack mentality/Cliquish-Minded (tri-monthly smirf services to the high post counters are mandatory)
4. The complete inability to communicate with anyone on an adult level, in any situation other than an oppressive clique-driven moderator supported group.
English scientists have proved conclusively that prolonged viewing and participation of Final Fantasy Shrine can actively reduce one's ability to produce coherent thought by .5% each minute of exposure and is so malicious that Darfur has considered it for a homepage.
I found Final Fantasy Shrine accidentally, after perusing the nonsense filled bullshit, I had a hard time standing up. I couldn't do math for about a week.
by Lig Na Baste January 10, 2008
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Beat the Final Boss

Quick masturbation session during a break from, or after a marathon of gaming.
I played World of Warcraft for 8 hours yesterday. I got wired from all caffeine, I had to beat the final boss before I could sleep.
by bruno13069 December 23, 2017
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Final Fantasy

A series of console RPGs developed, published, and released by Square/Squaresoft/Square-Enix. Called "FF" for short. Final Fantasies I, II, and III were released for the NES, with II and III only being released in Japan. FFs IV, V, and VI were on the SNES, with IV being called II and VI being called III in the U.S. for some reason. FF VII, VIII, and IX were all released on the Playstation, and X, X-2, and XI on the PS2. X and X-2 are the only direct sequels in the series, and XI was the first MMORPG released in the series. FF XII will be released in 2006 and XIII will be on the PS3.

Right now, there is a gigantic argument between fans on which game in the series is the best. The two biggest competitors are FFVI and FFVII. The VI fans say it sticks to the roots and that VII is the bastardization of the series by it bringing RPGs into the mainstream, whereas VII fans say it's a fun game and that it was their first RPG. It is the author's opinion that they are both fun games and that both of them are equally liked for different reasons.
I would include the Final Fantasy movie in the definition but it was too horrible to bring up.
by Matt November 20, 2005
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Final Destinationed

To be suddenly, tragically, and fatally injured in a freak accident.
Alex was walking down Sunset Boulevard until he was final destinationed by a meteorite.
by Self-absorbed Mannequin January 27, 2009
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Final Fantasy XI

even more addictive than evercrack, also quite possibly the best MMORPG ever... made me go from going to sleep at 2am to going to sleep at 1pm... highly addictive stuff.....
Tom: hey Jerry, when u comin over?
Jerry: ill be over in like 15 mins, i just need ot level up my Dragoon 1 more level
Tom: k...

.....4 hours later

Tom: Jerry, its been 4 hours...
Jerry: dont worry, im almost done...

.....4 hours later

Tom: Jerry..... its been 8 hours....
Jerry: dont worry Tom, im almost done.....
by Sepphiroth July 6, 2004
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Final Fantasy X-2

Final Fantasy plus dress up barbie. Played mostly by otakus.
by Colin E June 26, 2005
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Final Stand

A deathstreak in Modern Warfare 2 which is obtained by dying 4 times in a row (3 with hardline pro). Similar to Last Stand but with the ability to use any gun and get back up assuming you are downed long enough without dying.
Final Stand lets you magically survive a bleedout and use an LMG while lying on the ground after you've just taken 5 bullets to the heart.
by niak34 May 21, 2010
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