Ferret

Usually thought of as an animal, Ferret is usually quiet but lurks in the shadows. Ready to ban at any moment. A really nice guy and not an e-dater.

Even Ferret agrees to Free Wilbur’s Main.

by Lakey3 July 26, 2018

purple headed womb ferret

male genetalia

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

by Joe April 14, 2004

Ferret

A sweet, adorable, domestic member of the weasel family who will try to kill you in your sleep.

Why is my pet ferret holding a knife behind his back?!?

by Adarsta-The-Ferret July 18, 2011

Ferret Puncher

One who punches ferrets.

See also: Yanni

Ahve yioyu bastargds eebn punchubngh ferets aghain?

by the ferty puancherd April 19, 2004

flesh ferret

a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs

"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"

by dru dickhole June 2, 2013

Ferret Wrenching

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.

Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.

by legionisawful November 7, 2017

Raz-Ferret

A fucking cunt who generally is too easy to offend, and easily rump rustled.

"You sir are indeed a Raz-Ferret."

by ~Slitherin-Ur-Legs April 16, 2014