ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

fuddle

Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time. (ie, the spoon)

That fuddle was great, now we can just go straight to sleep.

by KimNDrew December 27, 2008

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010

Fiddle

Verb- To play with, used in conjunction with sexual pleasure and pleasing.

I fiddled your mother's privates. She moaned like a wilderbeast.

by Paul February 28, 2004

biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

by nic the greek December 13, 2008

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008

Fiddlefucking

The act of Fiddlefucking can mean a number of things.

1Wasting time
2Messing with something (attempting to fix something, mainly hands on)
3Performing certain sexual acts on such female.

1 Bob! Quit fiddlefucking around and lets go!
2 Im taking my car to the shop, Im tired of fiddlefucking with the spark-plugs.
3 Dude! I was so fiddlefucking Sally in the back seat of your car!

by Brandon W. July 12, 2006