Fagonics

Fagonics is the general study of fags, faggotry and all things fagalicious or fagacious.

I majored in fagonics.

by Kakisho January 17, 2012

Joey Fatone

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida

My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Fatnaldo

The apparent inability for one to sustain a weight under 250kg.

it is sometimes hard for me to imagine the world without fatnaldo

by Charlie fatnaldo January 3, 2008

faron

Inspired by the french boys name Far-Ron,
This Girl Is Usually Blonde, Blue Eyes, Swedish/german lookingand in fact, short!
This girl is simply gorgeous!

-Wow, That Girls Sooo Pretty, its hard to describe it.
-I'd Say she was Faron!

by Sarah-wiiiii January 29, 2007

fadonk

to be slapped in the face with someones long shlong

Tony fadonked Laura in the face and crusted her eyes shut

by ChristinaLauEileen June 12, 2003

fating

The conscious or unconscious act of repeated one on one (fates) times with a friend of the opposite sex that can't be defined as a date for both parties involved but probably is for one.

- derivitive of "fake date"

"Phil and Bonita are having lunch in the quad together again?"

"Yea, they're obviously fating"

by Philip E. February 16, 2008

fat on the couch

Common condition affecting married women.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.

My buddy's ex-wife got fat on the couch less than a year after they got married. He got tired of screwing a fat slob so got himself a hottie on the side. He kicked the fat bitch to the curb, but she took half his stuff.

by Tank178 November 7, 2005