Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

flappert

Part of Speech: noun

| flap·pert | /ˈflæpərt/

Definition:
A daring (and often ill-fated) oral maneuver where one attempts to blow air across the labia majora to produce an audible “toot,” much like a human kazoo. When executed properly, it’s said to summon the mythical Pfrumpet—the rarest of all bedroom brass instruments.

“Keith tried to hit me with the flappert last night, missed, and inflated my mushy-mess like a balloon animal. I swear I almost floated away.”

by LimberSack October 22, 2025

Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025

Cunt-fapper

Someone who likes to slap vaginas.

Jake is a cunt-fapper, the last cunt he fapped was Bronwyn.

by G-Twizzal April 17, 2012

Skull Fapper

An annoying black-mexican kid, who need to pipe the fuck down. Also, try to say that he's better than everyone but he is more worthless than fucking dirt.

Guy: Hey skull fapper I recommend you pipe the fuck down

by IAMSPINTERCELLBTH March 13, 2013

shadow fapper

A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.

Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!

by That one person you might know June 14, 2015

career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk

Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016