falcon punch

The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....

*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*
*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)

by FALCONPUNCH February 17, 2008

Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

falcon pawnch

the act of screaming FALCUN PAWNCH as you aireally punch somebody while being a ninja

dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE

by tlarge February 28, 2009

Captain Falcon

He is the main racer of F-Zero series. Captain Falcon is a race pilot of the F-Zero grand prix. His racer, the Blue Falcon is one of the fastest on the track. When hes not on fast lane, C.Falcon is known as a relentless bounty hunter. He is 36 years old. Not only is he a threat on the track, but also to other Nintendo characters in bopth Smash Bros games, where his power and agility make him a feared opponent.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003

falcon fuck

An extremely hard and violent penetration manuver that remsembles the falcon punch of Captain Falcon in Super Smash Brothers. The man runs and leaps in the air towards the bitch and pelvic thrusts as hard as he can upon landing on the bitch, thus destroying her vaginal cavity. Upon performing this manuver, the man screams "Falcon Fuck!" CAUTION: This fuck could be your last.

I was tired of listen to the bitch whine so I falcon fucked her. It was the hardest penetration I have ever inflicted.

by Snake Eyes October 30, 2006

failboy

a person who can't help but fail

god damn that jake crompton is a failboy

by powerslave213 August 28, 2009

Blue Falcon

Term originating from the military meaning a "buddy fucker". Someone who is a fuckoff and drags their buddies into shit with them.

Private Pyle got caught with a jelly donut in his footlocker and his platoon got smoked because of it. Pyle is a Blue Falcon.

by Infidel Partisan January 17, 2005