failationship

Basically, a relationship, that is a failure

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."

by Arjunftf January 16, 2009

Failsauce

An expansion on the term "/fail"

A higher degree of saying "you fail at life" or in that particular instance of whatever they did.

Commonly used in MMORG style games, chat program or Ventrillo.

"So last night I totally got with Shelly!"
"400lb Shelly?!"
*nods*
"Dude... Failsauce!"

by Daakal January 20, 2009

Failtard

Someone or something who is both an epic failure and a complete fucking retard. This person or thing has no ammbition in life other than to piss people the hell off.

Chris: OMG that MisterJenkins is on the dam forums again.
Ian: Ahh man, that guy's a fucking failtard!
Chris: I'm gonna delete the motherfucker's posts.
Ian: Pwned!

by Azayles May 6, 2008

Failsafe

When you can’t maintain erection due to a condom

It was ABOUT to happen but everything went failsafe when she made me jimmy up

by Baldy Solo October 12, 2018

Failsauce

Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.

After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.

by Brent Cartier January 4, 2008

Faelstrom

A nooby warlock who thinks he is an officer when really all he does is states the obvious over and over in vent.

"Ok guys I think I know what we did wrong; this time everyone try not to stand in fire cuz i think thats what killed us durr durr a durr. I must be a Faelstrom"

"Can you guys call out where you are when I get the ooze? I can't seem to find the tank who is tanking a huge freakin slime around the outside of the room I must be a fealstrom"

by Cfizzle22 January 18, 2010

FilsterLFO

An unfunny bozo who decides to fill his vulgar videos with cringe memes that nobody knows nor cares about. His "weekly" schedule is a lie and his "hitsync" video had barely any hitsync apart for in the weird, inappropriate and disgusting song about SpongeBob and his friends. If his videos don't improve by the end of the year I will absolutely be unsubscribing, and thus be leaving him with 21 subscribers. His memes that he randomly inserts with no effort define his stupid humor that he spreads in discord servers that are swiftly committing the action of becoming dead. If you see him on Zeqa or The Hive, be as toxic as you can and try your very best to ruin his day.

Person 1: I watch FilsterLFO
God: Did you know some sins are unforgivable?

by Filster74LFO October 23, 2022