floaties

(plural noun) little particles floating in a liquid, most commonly in a beverage

Look at the floaties in my cafe mocha.

by Ricci March 2, 2005

Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head

Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.

by dqbiz November 4, 2014

Floatopia

an insane gathering of UCSB and SBCC kids on the beach in Isla Vista, California the first saturday of spring quarter. students build or buy rafts to float around in the fucking cold ass water or they stand around on the beach and just get hammered and try to blackout off large quantities of keystone and natty light just because its fun and we know how to fuckin party and its why we're the best party school in the US.

hey brah were u at floatopia this year, what a fuckin shitshow.

by SBPirate April 4, 2009

Mexican Parade Float

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.

Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.

by senormule April 10, 2013

Froat

London pronounciation of Throat.

I'll ram me fist down yer froat!!!

by Gallagsn December 2, 2003

floatious

To be of float, buoyant.

The surf board he was using was too floatious for him.

by unktehi October 20, 2005

Sack Floater

When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy

Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.

by Sgt. Baker May 15, 2005