Footpilled

The state of consciousness that comes along with the realization that feet are the only true source of sexual and pornographic pleasure. Though the initial realization is sexual in nature, the state of being is all encompassing, and can affect a person's entire worldview.

"why is Matt putting that entire orange in his mouth?"
"he's footpilled, you wouldn't understand."

by gb013 August 26, 2020

fartpoop

a fartpoop is when you fart and poop at the same time making a very wet sound as both air and poopy violently rushes out of your hole.

AAAAAAAAAAA
What happened why are you screaming
*Intense fartpooping*
*Walks out of bathroom"
Dang I just had the biggest fartpoop of my life 🥵

by Shrekfart01 March 13, 2022

fartplay

foreplay but for those who are turned on by farting;
farting in mouth, onto the body, or other orifices

Last night's fartplay was magical. You can still smell it on my coat.

by ghjklOOO June 6, 2022

fastpants

Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.

This is a DACT training sorte. Where are your fastpants?

by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007

footpoint

A phrase used by confused salespeople in place of the more commonly heard 'Foot Print'. Normally used when they start to panic because they have realised the product they are pitching is a load of wank and they can no longer remember any real words.

Bob: 'We can significantly reduce your commercial footpoint....'
Alice: 'What are you blathering about? Speak English man.'
Nav: 'Won't somebody free me from this footpoint?'

by Snorage1 October 4, 2013

Fartphone

A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.

An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.

by AirplaneBobtheslob November 26, 2014

Footprint

When you're making out with a woman and you get an erection and your pre-cum leaves wet spots on your pants.

Bro I was making out with Shirly last night and I was mad footprintin

by the_real_brian_c April 14, 2020