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This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay 

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't
"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"
Sending multiple text messages for the purpose of building sexual excitement in the recipient to prepare her for verbal phone sex-- sexting as foreplay.
When I'm on a business trip, my girl needs about twenty minutes of farplay before I can call her and ask what she's wearing.
farplay by mightygreens September 25, 2010

farmplay 

Farmplay refers to the act of sexually engaging farm animals.
I'm into farmplay. Do you like farmplay? Have you ever done any farmplay?
farmplay by pig-fucker September 14, 2007