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Embarassed Turtle

Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.
The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.
by Fox Man October 24, 2007
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Embarace

A mix between the words embarrass, and embrace. The feeling that occurs when someone embraces you and you feel embarrassed.
1. My extremely old grandmother hugged me in front of my friends... It was Embaracing...

2. My mom Embaraced me by hugging me at school.
by Davis Hay January 28, 2009
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embargo

o grab me ' backwards.
Embargo! Embargo! Embargo! Embargo!
by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005
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spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.
"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."
by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004
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embarrabanned

When the frequenters of a social outlet take matters into their own hands by thoroughly embarrassing a user nobody can stand after the moderators of that outlet refuse to drop the banhammer, thus causing said user to leave while still having an active account.
"He was FINALLY embarrabanned after picking a real life fight with this guy on a message board. He waited for over a half hour in the Salem Library parking lot before he realized he'd just been hardcore trolled.
by peachfuzzle May 29, 2011
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embarathy

A combination of embarrassment and empathy. Feeling embarrassed one someone else's behalf.
I can't watch the American Idol audition rounds, I'll have a total embarathy attack.


This karaoke singer is so bad, I'm feeling some major embarathy right now.
by Kid Whatever June 24, 2005
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Emberlee

Name given to a gorgeous little girl who looks like Shirley Temple.
Look at those beautiful curls, must be an Emberlee.
by KaiKevCap December 28, 2015
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