You know that stupid ass place Plainview, MN? Well welcome to it’s little cum stain of a brother. I should say half brother because people here have half the amount of chromosomes too. Didn’t think that was possible? The town is small, the people are retarded and the whole place smells like cooch sweat and rotten cow uterus. Imagine having one gas station in a town and the owners don’t speak English. Like bitch this is a America not the DMV. Anyways, the place is ass and the people are segregated into 4 sections. Poverty, daddy issues, MegaFaggots™️
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
And the people who were in charge of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center. Oh, and the rich white people who live in peace. But it has its perks don’t get me wrong, it is TWO licenced gun ranges both labeled “public school” and plenty of places to get weed and alcohol so you can get light it up like and Orlando gay bar. And after your done with that. You can do absolutely fucking nothing bc there is nothing else to fucking do in this nut sack of a town. At least Plainview hides they’re poverty. Elgin just lets it out for all to see like your mom’s saggy boobs. But, I mean if you’re alright with living in a place where the syphilis is high, the chromosomes are low and you constantly feel like there’s a bomb threat when you go and pump gas. Then Elgin sounds like the right place for your sorry ass!
“Hey bro, the ‘Your mother’s a fat bitch awards’ are happening in Elgin, MN on Sunday. You wanna go?”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
“Hell yeah! Only if you promise not to fuck my moms belly button again.”
“Ok. It’s gotten loose since last time anyways”
by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) 💦 February 18, 2021
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South Elgin High School would rank 2nd best in the district following after Bartlett High school.
It's the youngest school in the district and includes the Beacon Academy.
I honestly think this is a pretty good school, compared to Elgin,Streamwood, and Larkin.
This school is honestly really really goood,(:
South Elgin High School would rank 2nd best in the district following after Bartlett High school.
It's the youngest school in the district and includes the Beacon Academy.
I honestly think this is a pretty good school, compared to Elgin,Streamwood, and Larkin.
This school is honestly really really goood,(:
Guy : Hey what high school do you go to?
Girl : South Elgin High School
Guy : Aww lucky! I have to be stuck in sucky streamwood
Girl : South Elgin High School
Guy : Aww lucky! I have to be stuck in sucky streamwood
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Loquo: We left the hotel with more bags of sh*t than we came in with. The cleaning lady came in, and the room was already clean. LOL, man we elgin-ed everything!
DP: Did you elgin the free towels down at the pool?
Loquo: Naw, man, I forgot. Next time, though!
DP: Man, I wheeled the whole cart outside; threw it in the truck; passed out towels like beers, when I got back to campus.
A: Right on, dog!
DP: Did you elgin the free towels down at the pool?
Loquo: Naw, man, I forgot. Next time, though!
DP: Man, I wheeled the whole cart outside; threw it in the truck; passed out towels like beers, when I got back to campus.
A: Right on, dog!
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