Edwina

Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of children’s pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfoot’s best selling book “How can loving your cousin be wrong”, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.

I heard the brigadier got arrested again, Edwina must have touted.

by Chipleader Hero March 25, 2021

edwin

a person who would do nothing but the best to make his friends happy and oftens put others infront of him instead of worrying about him self and how he views himself he we alway be there for you when you need it and always has something to say to make you happy

edwin makes people happy

by gia <3 May 13, 2021

Patrick Eewing

allowing romantic potential to drain off so that an honest, less dramatic friendship can arise

Bro, really grateful for our mutual Patrick Eewing. This friendship gon be next level.

See Alberto over there? We managed to channel our inner Patrick Eewing. Things have turned out great since then.

by Krkič January 12, 2019

Galaxy Edging

The act of edging to the most extreme measures possible

Bro I did some galaxy edging lastnight, it was crazyyyyyyyyy bro.

by sephirothjob January 8, 2020

Ben Ewing

A massive hunk who gets lots of women. Also owns 6 Ferraris and isn't ginger.

Person 1: "My girlfriend left me"
Person 2: "Who for?"
Person 1: "Ben Ewing"

by Black rock lee March 9, 2021

Baby Nigga Euwingerling

The action of busting a fat nut with your own feet

Donald: Look at that!
Anderson: What is that?
Donald: Its a guy doing the Baby Nigga Euwingerling

by Home slice 1123 July 12, 2023

Over-Edging

When you are masturbating and you edge so many times that your body just cannot take it anymore. All of the cum goes straight to your stomach and then builds up into a powerful ball of white light. When reached at it's climax, it will shoot a bright light out of every hole of your body. Then when at maximum power will make you explode killing everybody within a 70 mile radius.

Yeah, Jon Died Due To Extreme Over-Edging

by Toasty Toaster January 17, 2021