Easter Thot 

Girls who come to Easter Sunday mass dressed like absolute sluts. They also like to take pictures next to the cross and other religious items after the service with other similarly dressed women.

Who the fuck wears a mini skirt to church on Easter Sunday? What and Easter thot.

Easter Thot by Probigfella April 21, 2019

Easter worshippers 

Christians
this term used by such prominent politicians as Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Thereza May and others.

I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity.

Easter worshippers by Anatoly_v01 April 22, 2019

Easter Monkey 

The Easter Monkey is an upgrade from the Easter Bunny. The Easter Monkey arrives sometime after your tax return and before Easter Sunday bearing gifts of technology.

Jason was thrilled with the Playstation 3 the Easter Monkey brought him this year. Next year he's asking for a bigger HD TV.

Easter Monkey by bananababe November 23, 2010

Easter S'mores

S'mores for the Spring: Take gram crackers, a peep, Easter M&M's and put them in a microwave for 12 seconds. Enjoy!

I have all this crappy Easter candy and don't know what to do with it. I know, Easter s'mores!

Easter S'mores by calvinke June 16, 2010

Easter Selfie 

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.

Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.

Easter Selfie by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015

Easter Bunny 

Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.

"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"

Easter Bunny by Gullah'Bul April 3, 2007