Donks

A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.

"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!"
"I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"

by Hannah-Marie September 28, 2007

dankster

Someone who sells marijuana and also possesses gangster like qualities. Literally a combination of dank and gangster.

"ayo let me holla at my nigga for that zip, he's the #1 dankster round here"

Customer: Whattup danksta?
Dankster: How much you need cuz?

by wza August 31, 2005

Danksgiving

Essentially the 4/20 at the other end of the calendar and celebrated on the day after Thanksgiving ("Black Friday"), Danksgiving is a holiday spent with friends as opposed to family (since most people spend time with their families on Thanksgiving anyway). Most treat it as a potluck, with everyone bringing their leftovers from Thanksgiving for the collective group. Celebrators typically enjoy massive amounts of ale and marijuana as well.

"Happy Danksgiving Toph, what are you dankful for?"

"I'm dankful for this dank turkey, dank Yuengling and dank kush."

by S. Baloney November 26, 2009

ducks guts

The best there is - the best of breed

Those wheels are the ducks guts

by evil_roy February 24, 2005

Dunkst

The act of fucking a girls meat hole and leaving her paralyzed.

Robby: Yo man I herd you fucked Susan yesterday.

Matt: Yeah man I fuckin dunkst'd her meat hole!

Robby: Nice. Hope you took er' home bud.

by OttawaTingsDoe October 15, 2013

dinkstinker

One who goes around stinking up peoples dinks, usually with anal sex

John is such a man-slut... a real dinkstinker

by Adam Erickson May 22, 2007

drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.

Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.

by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016