Someone who you don't really know, but with whom you're friends on Facebook, and whose life is clearly falling apart. You continue reading their status updates out of morbid curiosity, and for the guilty pleasure of watching a slow-motion trainwreck.
"Hey, have you heard Becky's pregnant *again*? And that her fiancé just broke up with her? And that she's apparently now converting to scientology?"
"Who's Becky again?"
"I'm not sure, she's one of my disaster friends."
"Who's Becky again?"
"I'm not sure, she's one of my disaster friends."
by pi_is_exactly_three February 19, 2016
when u take a poo and forget to whipe all the way.... couple hours later it hardens into a dingle berry... where u now need to use youur fingers to pull it out but alond with the dingle berry comes the hairs from your butt hole making a chocolate dissater
by bobbyaustin123 January 25, 2009
Someone who thinks they are a fantastic cook , like someone on the TV show ' Master Chef ' but in reality they really suck at cooking ...
That fool is a Disaster Chef !
by simodalcais January 21, 2011
by IWONTTELL!!!! <33333333333 November 11, 2004
Disaster Us is a punk band from New Jersey with members in Perth Amboy and Freehold. This three piece fucking shreds and releases records on their one label Attic Tan Records. Their style can be described as early 80's British influenced punk/hardcore. Very entertaining energetic, and angry, the band shows no signs of stopping. Fuck you.
by SolMental May 30, 2008
Someone who is coked out of their skull; talking jibberish, having hallucinations, annoying the shit out of everyone.
Kate is a criznaster disaster!
by LAVixen October 20, 2007