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Dicktionary

A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.
"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"

"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"
by Hellersyez May 23, 2013
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Dicktionhairy

The act of inserting your penis into a large hairy vagina.
Went to an oldtimer's bar, met a women in her seventies, and prepared myself for some dicktionhairy.
by Frank Palace January 9, 2019
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my-dicktionary

A conscious neglection of a generally agreed spelling and/or grammar convention.
His paper on modern spelling and grammar was a total my-dicktionary.
by Sido Lanters November 21, 2009
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Urban Dicktionary

You fucking retarded pervert you slut piece of shit fuck off no porn here
You: *looks up Urban DICKtionary*
Me: Yo WTF you sick piece of shit thirsty TH0T
by Lvl 100 boss January 16, 2019
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dicktionary

a little feminine notebook with names of friends - potential sex partners - and their measures
I gotta look in my dicktionary to find a date for tonight...I will check under letter P.
by Nina March 15, 2005
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dicktionary

Having a definition tattooed to your penis, thus creating a dicktionary.
Dennis decided to define what phallus was by tattooing it to the shaft of his penis, thus creating his dicktionary.
by Lily Daniels February 6, 2008
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dickalation

Death by penis being stuck in the mouth and being suffocated
She was giving me a blow job and i held her head to tight, she died of dickalation.
by Maverick&TopGun January 17, 2008
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