Chuck Dickens

Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.

We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.

by Chuck Dickins August 1, 2005

What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.

Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

dickens

Used as an espression of speed.

1. He was as faster than the dickens!!

by lardfather December 9, 2008

Cliff Dickens

A stupid loser who will end up pumping gas for the rest of his life.

Oh there's Cliff Dickens, he's stupid

by Satya Thiel January 8, 2004

Dicksessed

When a female gets obsessed with your dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan got dicksessed after me and her hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, maybe the dick was just too good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

dicksessed

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

Dick Sense

Spinning your dick in a circle to send signals and detect whatever you want to detect

"Wtf is dick sense"

by Frick1936 February 16, 2026