Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem

My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...

by ZStar930 April 18, 2011

DeLorean Lag

Extreme tiredness and other physical effects felt by a person after a trip across time. Comparable to "jet lag"; this term affects the travelers time arrival in the past/future as opposed to the time zone differential of jet lag.

3:00 PM November 1st, 1885:
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"

by FeFe Stink Pickle January 26, 2014

Deforestation

The act of shaving pubic hair

Bro you shave? Naw I'm not about deforestation

by Pause Applause September 12, 2017

Deforestation

When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair

Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Deforestation

Cutting down trees in large quantities to build houses and plant grass

The entire neighborhood is responsible for deforestation

by Merlin Twiggles May 30, 2018

Decoreon

Decoreon is a very good boyfriend. He always treat the woman he is with, with love and affection. There is no one like decoreon he always strives to make you happy and if you are not he will strive even harder ! Although he may have his down days to were he wants to do with no one at the end of the day he will make up for it with the love he has for you :) !

Nigga 1 decoreon gazing

Nigga 2 of course he is nigga 👀

by Daddy of your nigga Tommy June 13, 2018

decoreon

Decoreon is a very handsome person
He/she is always very kind.
Kinda likes cousin named Precious

Decoreon is a very pretty or handsome person.

by Jigg amam May 15, 2018