Darth Vader

He is your father and deep down you f**king know it so stop being a p**sy and say: "Yes Dad! Lets stop by at your favourite Coffee Shop and talk about how you toootaly killed Mom."

Standup (and totally gay) Comedian Joe who used to be a doctor but was fired for sexual misconduct: "Did you know Darth Vader's testicles got burned off along with his legs and those gorgeously handsome eyebrows. I just wish I could’ve been there to save it so that it could be added to my wonderful collection.

Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!

by Nemortul November 11, 2019

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Darth Dude

A Star Wars fan that never shuts up about Star Wars and says dude in every sentence.

Darth Dude: Dude did you know grievous was a kaleesh
Matt: i dont care
Dath Dude: Dude ki adi mundi had a wife and kids
Matt: i stilll couldnt care less
Darth Dude: Dude what about the droid attacks on the wookies
Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Darth Dude: dude what about...

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

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darth nuke

An annoying Star Wars fanboy who will bitch and moan about anything he doesn't agree with. This is includes:
1. The 'dishonouring of the Mandolorians'
2. Comics that havent been written yet
3. Anything else that might possibly upset his delicate little world.

A village idiot

Nuke: OMG!11 Teh Mandolorians rule!1 They are real and I am one and you are dishonouring them!112

by Pissed Off Geek August 30, 2005

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