Playing the Dashboard

So Stoned or fucked up your staring at your XBox screen playing nothing, usually talking to someone about how your not doing anything.

egamer: DUDE! last night I was Playing the Dashboard so hard, my screen burned!

Grease: yeah nigga, i was there but i guess you dont remember!

ex. 2

Grease: Yo, I sent a party up to Mids but he ain't joinin.

egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that nigga is gone.

by TCDSXPK April 15, 2011

pouoin;dasopwugvsoivjk;iwiefu;bwegupo;ijde

The phrase typed when you slam your face onto your keyboard

uuHHUHHH I hAtE mY lIFe
Why?
pouoin;dasopwugvsoivjk;iwiefu;bwegupo;ijde

by literlyeverynamewastaken May 2, 2021

dashboard confessional

a band that makes you turn gay after you listen to every one of their songs

Man 1: hey sexy, why dont you ditch your wife and come play with me!

Man 2: sure, ill even bring my dashboard confessionaly CD's

by pablo rainman May 4, 2006

dashboard confessional

Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.

My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

dashboard confessional

They were my escape from rap I used to think all there was rap that I was forced to listen to but I found out about them through my friend and they have totally cahged my life and how I veiw everything in my life and for all you assholes that say they suck and Chris can't sing then you're all asshole's, I mean is it so wrong that a man sings abotu what he feels? If there were more guys like him alot more people would be getting laid and maybe he's not the best singer but at least he sings about real passionate things unlike your rappers and wiggers that try to be something they're not and rap about things they've either never been through or things they used to go through which they don't have to anymore. But dashboard confessional sings about things that everyone goes through and they put the emotions into words we can all relate to no matter what color or sex we are.

Dashboard talks about real things

Ja rule makes everything up

by DashboardConfessionalLover92 April 10, 2005

Dagobah

Any unkempt, overly hairy and musty vagina that can be smelled from a distance, so named for its similarity with Yoda's home planet.

Dude #1: So how was it?
Dude #2: Total Dagobah, man. You could hear twigs snapping when she walked.

by Ol Glory July 16, 2008

Desoberize

The act of getting high (various drugs and/or alcohol) after suffering from soberity.

Jorge continued to play the game while Scott and Spike desoberized.

by KennDogg & Spyzle May 1, 2006