Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

a catcher in the rye

a marvelous and awesome classic 1951 novel written by j.d. salinger. however there are many vulgar expressions and sexual refrences.

recomended and voted as one of the best classic lit of the 20th century

john: hey dude, i just read this fucking awesome classic novel.

rob: is it called a catcher in the rye?

john: hell yeah!

by man with the codename V October 5, 2013

Bullpen Catcher

1. A man whose woman prefers to fuck a dildo rather than actually fuck him.

2. A catcher that is hired specifically to warm-up professional pitchers in the bullpen. The bullpen catcher is not a member of the team and will never play in the actual game.

1. Earl has a baby dick. That's why his girlfriend would rather fuck her dildo instead of him.
2. The bullpen catcher warmed the relief pitcher up for the ninth inning.

by stixy123 April 28, 2014

Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey

An old English proverb founded by a boy scout, meaning: "Don't flurry; patience gains the day". (Basically meaning be patient.)

Mr Man: When is the bus coming?! It's been ages, and I need it here now!
Mrs Woman: Softly, Softly, Catchee Monkey, My friend it'll come soon enough.

by Mr Man123 January 24, 2011

dog catcher

A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks... especially when he gets drunk.

Joe's a real dog catcher. After 4 beer's he'd screw Jaba the fuckin' Hut.

by Knucklehead July 19, 2003

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 26, 2006

Snatch Catcher

A man who gets a lot of pussy

Dude, that guy's a real snatch catcher

by Reese Gavin October 27, 2009