Cucumbery

Ew

That water is very cucumbery

by PissyPenis February 20, 2019

cucumberdogged

When you try and scare a cat with a cucumber but a dog eats it.

YOWIE WOWIE, you've just been CUCUMBERDOGGED!

by YowieWowieTheMassiveMuscleMan May 17, 2019

Cucumber Stew

A stew of cucumbers that probably has piss in it

“mmmmmmm cucumber stew”

by fireatlas91_ September 11, 2022

Cucumber Juice

Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.

Rosanne: God, last night was amazing.
Jonny: You really drained my schlong of its cucumber juice .

by WithMySelfMadeCu November 4, 2022

Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand

Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

golden cucumber

Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town

Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.

by Blast Nice February 21, 2018

slippery cucumber

A fat ugly bitches favorite tool to get them selves wet

Samantha: no one ever talks to me

Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber

by Choncho July 22, 2019