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Plot committed

Just as in poker, being unable to escape a television show (e.g. Lost) due to the amount of time you've dedicated to it.
Man, Lost sucks so hard right now but I'm plot committed until the finale.
by Jurrr March 9, 2009
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Ann Cummings

stage name for a Midwest amateur porn star that started out modeling and graduated to porn all before her 19th Birthday. Ann Cummings took the porn industry by storm with her pretty face and her long lean body. Ann performed with guys, girls and more guys. Ann Cummings scenes involve her being royally fucked up on coke and being fucked by anyone who wanted to fuck her. In one of her scenes she lets the microphone boom guy fuck her then cum on her face. After a short time doing porn she was sent home. Typical of the industry they use these whores then find new ones. She has taken all here work down but bits n pieces are still out there.
did you see that old Ann Cummings Scene?
by Azzman66 September 14, 2018
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Cummie Wummies

Joe: Im hungry๐Ÿ˜ 
Me: u want some Cummie Wummies?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”
Joe:๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
by GayAssNiggaWhoHatesBeePuns March 20, 2021
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Commitment Sandwich

a burger or sandwich so messy that once you pick it up you can't set it down or it will fall apart, thus you are committed once you begin.
That burger was a real commitment sandwich.
by Forbin117 June 7, 2011
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committing bukakke

commiting getting into a call in the best group on discord ever Bukakke Club
by TheRealBossRPG November 2, 2020
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Cummet

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. Itโ€™s been three minutes. You canโ€™t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the โ€œCummet.โ€ You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Matthew fucked me so hard last night, I don't know where he's been, maybe he's a cummet.
"Mummy, I didn't know Sputnik was white!" "Oh that's just a little cummet my son."
by poopyass69 January 16, 2021
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Go commit die

The worst thing that can be said. It will ruin familyโ€™s, friends , and, someoneโ€™s will to live
Robloxen11111:ur mum gay lol get a life
Coolguy865864:go commit die
Robloxen11111:(commitโ€™s die)
by Coolguy HD October 18, 2018
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