Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.
by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020
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Signs of cryptoecotheocracy include:
* corporate greenwashing driven by the desire to appear friendly to a cryptoecotheocratic government, whereas an admitted ecotheocracy would see through the greenwashing and make obvious interventions.
* imposing taxes of greenhouse gas emissions based on an unscientific rationale whilst pretending further progress in climate science is either not occurring or not needed.
* government propaganda which glorifies the required sacrifices whilst insisting the "science is settled", whereas an admitted ecotheocracy has no need of science and a democracy has no need of propaganda.
* an officially non-Greens government which in practice cannot pass legislation without Green Left support.
Since the combination of duplicity and scientific ignorance that creates a cryptoecotheocracy cannot be sustained for much more than a decade, a cryptoecotheocracy is likely to rapidly evolve into one of three different political systems: ecotheocracy, democracy, or a Green State.
Signs of cryptoecotheocracy include:
* corporate greenwashing driven by the desire to appear friendly to a cryptoecotheocratic government, whereas an admitted ecotheocracy would see through the greenwashing and make obvious interventions.
* imposing taxes of greenhouse gas emissions based on an unscientific rationale whilst pretending further progress in climate science is either not occurring or not needed.
* government propaganda which glorifies the required sacrifices whilst insisting the "science is settled", whereas an admitted ecotheocracy has no need of science and a democracy has no need of propaganda.
* an officially non-Greens government which in practice cannot pass legislation without Green Left support.
Since the combination of duplicity and scientific ignorance that creates a cryptoecotheocracy cannot be sustained for much more than a decade, a cryptoecotheocracy is likely to rapidly evolve into one of three different political systems: ecotheocracy, democracy, or a Green State.
1. The government of the UK has been a cryptoecotheocracy since the EU took over around May 2003.
"The EU under the influence of its dominant Greens is progressively adopting policies that will trammel its industry and drive its economy into the ground."
2. The government of Australia became a cryptoecotheocracy on 12 Oct 2011.
"I have with me a rather weighty document. It is all of the submissions given to the carbon tax inquiry, but that were knocked back by the carbon tax inquiry. Some 4½ thousand people who sought to have their say were simply ruled as correspondents only."
"The EU under the influence of its dominant Greens is progressively adopting policies that will trammel its industry and drive its economy into the ground."
2. The government of Australia became a cryptoecotheocracy on 12 Oct 2011.
"I have with me a rather weighty document. It is all of the submissions given to the carbon tax inquiry, but that were knocked back by the carbon tax inquiry. Some 4½ thousand people who sought to have their say were simply ruled as correspondents only."
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A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.
Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
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Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
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A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
by jen925 April 17, 2009
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