Dicks Vapor Rumbling

When you rub vicks vapor rub on your dick, and then bang your girlfriend.

So I totally surprised her with a dicks vapor rumbling, had her screaming in pain all night.

by bonanma March 15, 2012

Crumlins

Food particles that get stuck in a beard.

Megan, do I have any crumlins? Did Jesus have crumlins? Keep your crumlins and eat them later! Jason asked Megan, "Does David have crumlins?"

by Schmeg January 4, 2015

CRUMMING

The act of crying while having an orgasm.

Dona: How did it go with Jerry last night? Reba: Oh it was fine until he started crumming.

by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016

Cumpling

Its when you put dumplings in her pussy then you cum inside of her and make her eat one very sexually.

"Hey babe you want a fucking cumpling"~franklin 2018

by 666ieatass666 June 6, 2018

Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

by davidm998 January 30, 2017

Cumslinger

A promiscuous gay man or one who is caught in a masturbatory act of public lewdness

A. Did you see Bob at the office?
Yeah he was hitting on some dude
Wow, I would not want anything to do with that cumslinger with all the guys he's been with

B. An unnamed man was caught masturbating in a public theater. The police have taken the cumslinger into custody.

by James's Wood March 5, 2008

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016